The Wisdom Of Peter Thiel

Plastic Jesus

Silicon Valley smells different from Wall Street. Less of cocaine and blood, more of oat milk and ozone. But rot always finds its way in; it just changes its scent.

I’m here because Peter Thiel texted me: “Come see the future.” That’s not an invitation — it’s a command. He’s the kind of man who speaks in lowercase prophecies and thinks PayPal was the start of civilization.

Donald is already there, glowing like an orange sunrise in a blue-light boardroom. He’s wearing a red tie the length of a runway and is talking to his reflection on the window. He calls it “branding.” I call it worship.

Peter doesn’t shake hands. He stares through you, calculating your market value. “Patrick,” he says, “we’re aborting the old world.”

Abort. The word hangs in the air like static.

He means the Antichrist Project — a code name for their new AI: Plastic Jesus. Designed to predict virtue. Score it. Sell it. Rewrite morality as an algorithm.

David Bauer de Rothschild — the face behind the money — appears on the wall screen, smiling with impossible teeth. “Patrick,” he says, “you understand appearances. We need that. The world must want to be good before we tell them how.”

I nod, but inside, I’m laughing. They don’t know what goodness looks like. They think it can be coded, tokenized, traded. They think beauty can be monetized without being murdered.

When I leave, it’s past midnight. San Francisco is quiet — too quiet for a city full of data ghosts. My reflection follows me in every glass wall. I imagine what Plastic Jesus will see when it looks at me:

Score: 100.
Alignment: Pure simulation.
Threat level: divine.

I smile. Because I know the truth:
You can’t automate sin.
You can only franchise it.

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Patrick Bateman

Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

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