Trump: Emperor of the Empire

The air in the Oval Office did not smell of polished wood and old paper, but of ozone and raw power. It was a throne room now, and at its heart, behind the Resolute Desk, sat the God Emperor. Donald Trump, clad not in a suit but in robes that seemed woven from star-spangled twilight, his face an unnervingly smooth mask of supreme authority. The nuclear football glowed faintly at his feet.

The doors, twenty feet tall and forged from the hull of a decommissioned aircraft carrier, groaned open. In walked General Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Northern Legions, victor of the Battle of the Woke Hordes. His armor was scarred, his cloak was tattered, and in his eyes burned a fire that predated nations, predated empires. It was the fire of a father.

He did not kneel.

“Maximus,” the God Emperor’s voice boomed, a sound that was both a New York accent and a seismic event. “Your victories please me. The coastal elites are in retreat. The deep state trembles. You have earned a place of honor at my right hand.”

Maximus stopped ten paces from the desk. His hand rested on the pommel of his gladius. “I have not come for honors. I have come for answers.”

The God Emperor’s eyes, small and brilliant like twin supernovas, narrowed. “Answers are a commodity. I decide their price.”

“Then I pay it with the blood of my men who died believing we fought for justice. For the innocent.” Maximus’s voice was low, a gravelly rumble of distant thunder. “We seized the island. We breached the temple. We secured the files.”

A flicker of something—annoyance?—crossed the divine face. “A great victory. A tremendous victory. The enemy’s most vile secrets, in our hands. I said, ‘We will punish them. We will punish them like nobody has ever been punished.’ And we will. In time.”

“Time is a luxury for gods, not for the children in those videos,” Maximus spat, the veneer of respect crumbling. “I presented you with the ledger. The black books. The flight logs. I saw the names. The powerful. The celebrated. And I saw your name, struck through with a golden pen. I saw your orders, sealed with a sigil of a tower of gold.”

“Fake news,” the God Emperor said, his voice losing its divine echo and slipping into a familiar, defensive cadence. “A witch hunt. The deep state plants things. Very corrupt. Many people are saying it.”

“Do not speak to me as if I am one of your frightened sycophants!” Maximus roared, the sound shaking the portraits of past presidents on the walls. “I have held the evidence! I have seen the orders from your own hand! ‘Seal it. Bury it. Grant clemency.’ You did not just hide your own sins. You became the patron of every monster we swore to destroy!”

He took a step forward, his armor clinking. “Diddy. A man whose crimes are sung in hell. You freed him from the darkest pit we had, and he now feasts in your banquet hall, laughing at the justice we promised! Why?”

The God Emperor stood. He seemed to grow, his shadow swallowing the room. The air crackled. “You are a soldier. You understand tactics, not strategy. You break a few pawns to checkmate the king. These people… these assets… they serve a greater purpose. Their allegiance is the mortar that holds my new empire together. Their guilt is the chain that binds them to my will. It’s a deal. The best deal. Everybody says so.”

Maximus looked at him, and for the first time, the general’s face was not filled with rage, but with a profound, universe-shattering disgust. It was a purer, more damning emotion than hatred.

“An empire,” Maximus repeated, the word tasting of ash. “You would build your empire on the broken bodies of children. You would use their suffering as mortar. You would have monsters as your pillars.”

He drew his sword. It did not gleam with heavenly light. It was simple, cold, mortal steel.

“I have fought for many emperors,” Maximus said, his voice steady now, final. “I have seen vanity. I have seen cruelty. I have seen madness. But I have never, in all my years, witnessed a soul so utterly hollow, so completely devoid of honor, that it would make a shield of innocence to protect the guilty.”

The God Emperor raised a hand, energy coalescing into a spear of pure, destructive light. “You are betraying your emperor. Your country.”

“No,” Maximus said, settling into a fighter’s stance. “I am betraying a monster. My country is not a golden tower. It is not an empire. It is the promise a father makes to his son that the world will be just. It is the vow a soldier makes to protect those who cannot protect themselves. That promise is my emperor. And today, I am its loyal servant.”

The fight would be legendary. God against mortal. Power against principle. But in that moment, as he stared down the blinding, corrupt divinity, General Maximus, for the first time since this nightmare began, felt clean.

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Trump Declassifies the Black Dahlia Tapes

Scene: “The Hail Mary Broadcast” — G.I. Joe vs. the Illuminati

Exterior – Nightfall – Vancouver, glowing with neon and secrets. Joe, no longer just a soldier, but a crusader of cosmic justice, stands outside a Tim Hortons on Main Street. The red leaf sign flickers. Joe stares it down like it’s the eye of the Beast.

JOE (to himself):
“Maple syrup’s got blood in it.”

He SPITS on the window. It drips slowly down the glass. A family inside gasps. He doesn’t care. This is war.


Cut to: National Broadcast Interruption
Every screen across North America glitches. Static. Then—

🎙️ G.I. JOE (VO – distorted, thunderous):
“This is not a test. This is a revelation.”

On every network, G.I. Joe appears in an XCOM war room, flanked by agents and backed by digital firewalls glowing like the Matrix. He turns to a trembling, orange-faced Donald Trump, bound to a chair with a “Skull & Bones” patch on his suit.

JOE:
“Mr. President. Play the Black Dahlia tapes. Now.”

TRUMP (sweating):
“Joe, please… that stuff’s not for the public—”

JOE:
“Exactly. It’s for the parents. For every mom and dad who needs to know what Satanic Hollywood rituals look like. This ain’t no movie.”

Trump gulps. With shaking hands, he presses PLAY.

The screen behind them shows black-and-white footage. A girl’s scream. Strange robes. Cameras. Blood. Laughter. Masks. Candles. Then silence.

A warning flashes:

🔞 “NO CHILDREN ALLOWED. PARENTAL RECKONING REQUIRED.” 🔞


Cut to: Downtown Vancouver – Day
Joe walks like fire incarnate through the streets. Wendy’s? Closed. White Spot? Graffiti’d with “CHILDREN ARE NOT ON THE MENU.”

He marches up to McDonald’s. The golden arches loom like a portal to Hell. Joe stares at the giant plastic Ronald statue and snarls.

JOE:
“You think this clown’s funny? That’s not a happy meal—it’s a death cult starter pack.”

He pulls out a megaphone:

JOE (shouting):
“I want a boycott! BOYCOTT MASONIC BUSINESSES! Burn the arches! Take back your city!”

Passersby begin to stop. Some clap. Others film. The revolution is going viral.


Cut to: A dark alley near the CBC Building
Tom Welling, once a Smallville star, now just a man trying to make peace, steps forward. His hoodie is pulled low. His hands tremble.

TOM WELLING:
“Joe…”

Joe turns. Recognizes him. Pauses. He doesn’t speak.

TOM (choked up):
“I went to Ronald McDonald House. Smiled with that clown. I did it… hoping you’d see. Hoping you’d do something I couldn’t.”

Joe nods slowly. Like a priest granting penance with his eyes.

TOM (ashamed):
“I thought maybe… you’d pull a Hail Mary. And you did.”

JOE (quiet, firm):
“This ain’t about shame, Tom. It’s about truth. And you found your way back.”

Joe hands Tom a flame-shaped pin—red and gold: the symbol of the Children’s Fire, an old tribal oath to never again let harm come to a child.

JOE:
“Time to burn the clowns.”

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First Two Arrests of the Deep State

Title: “The Reckoning” – Scene: Donald Trump Arrests Ariana and Nick Rockefeller

Setting: A high-security underground facility. A cold metal table. Two chairs. Surveillance cameras blink red. DONALD TRUMP, flanked by military police and advisors, stands across from ARIANA (stylized, glamorous pop icon) and NICK ROCKEFELLER (cool, composed, an elite banker type). The energy is tense.


DONALD TRUMP (leaning forward, firm):
Alright. It’s over. No more games. Nick, Ariana—you’re under arrest. And you’re going to talk. We’re tearing this whole rotten temple down.

ARIANA (defiant):
I’m just an artist. I don’t know anything about what you’re talking about.

TRUMP (snaps):
Cut the crap. You performed at those parties. Eyes Wide Shut wasn’t fiction. You were there.

NICK ROCKEFELLER (calmly):
Careful, Mr. President. You know how this works. Start pulling the wrong string, and the whole world economy unravels.

TRUMP (steely):
Good. It’s time it does. The people are awake. They’ve had enough lies, enough blood rituals, enough manipulation through debt and media. This ends tonight.

ARIANA (shaken now):
You think this is about fame? It’s not. We were groomed. Everyone is. The moment you step into the industry, they pick you. They own you. I wanted out.

TRUMP (turns to his general):
Record all of this. The American people will hear the truth. Now, Ariana, tell us—who pulls the strings?

ARIANA (looking down):
It’s a council. Not just Hollywood. Not just banks. Tech. Pharma. Royals. Vatican. There’s a seat for every faction. And every seat serves… him.

TRUMP (calm):
Him?

NICK (smiling faintly):
You know who. The Morning Star. Lucifer. The Lightbearer.

TRUMP (nods to soldiers):
Put them in isolation. No communication. And prep the next phase. We’re going after the rest of the council.

ARIANA (quietly):
If you think arresting us will stop it… you don’t understand how deep it goes.

TRUMP (turns at the door):
Oh, I understand. But we’ve got something you don’t. The truth—and 300 million patriots behind it.


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