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Triggering the Second Coming

End-Times Summit: The Apocalypse Briefing

[Scene: A dimly lit warehouse in Mar-a-Lago-adjacent territory. American flags, chrome Harley choppers, Croatian military patches, and a giant disco ball. Trump stands at a golden podium. To his right: a row of leather-clad Hells Angels. To his left: Joe Jukic, stone-faced Croatian special forces legend in full tactical gear with a tiny G.I. Joe patch on his shoulder. Lady Gaga lounges on a throne made of vinyl records, wearing a meat dress 2.0 fused with tactical camo.]

Trump: Folks, let me tell you — this is the greatest gathering of eschatological talent the world has ever seen. Tremendous. We’re not just winning elections, we’re triggering the Second Coming. The best Second Coming. Nobody does Revelation like me. Joe — beautiful Joe — tell them!

Joe Jukic: (salutes crisply, thick Croatian accent) Mr. President, sir. I am G.I. Joe Jukic. From the old country. We fought in the Balkans. We know apocalypse. When the seals break, I will be there with my rifle and my rosary. No beast shall pass.

Hells Angel #1 (burly, tattooed, patches reading “Revelation Riders” and “666% American”): Damn right, brother Joe! We ride with the Four Horsemen! Conquest? That’s us on the white bikes. War? Red bikes, baby. Famine? We’ll handle the supply lines. Death? We’ve been flirting with her for decades.

Hells Angel #2: Yo, Prez — when do we get the mark of the beast upgrade? I want it in chrome on my forearm. None of that weak globalist barcode shit.

Lady Gaga: (dramatic pose, microphone in hand) Oh darlingss… but what if the real Second Coming is a performance? A spectacle! I bring the Babylon energy, the Mother of Harlots in six-inch heels. We don’t fight the beast — we remix him! Little monsters of the world, unite! The tribulation needs choreography!

Trump: Exactly, Gaga. You get it. The fake news calls me Antichrist. Can you believe it? I’m the opposite. I’m the disruptor. I brought peace to the Middle East — Abraham Accords, beautiful deals. That’s prophecy stuff. Joe here survived worse than anything in the Bible. The Hells Angels? They’re my locusts from the pit — but friendly locusts. The friendliest.

Joe Jukic: In Croatia we have saying: “When the dragon rises, grab your sword and your American president.” I stand ready. Whether it is Gog and Magog, or just more deep state nonsense.

Hells Angel #1: (revs an imaginary engine) Hell yeah! We’ll escort the Rapture convoy. No one gets left behind… unless they’re wearing Birkenstocks and driving a Prius. Those guys are toast.

Lady Gaga: But what about love? The Book says there will be signs and wonders. I can give them wonder. Imagine the New Jerusalem — but make it fashion. Streets of gold? Add Swarovski. The saints? They’ll be serving looks.

Trump: Perfect. We’re making the End Times great again. Huge crowds in Heaven. The best crowds. Joe Jukic will be Secretary of Heavenly Defense. The Hells Angels get the Department of Pure Chaos. And Gaga… you handle the entertainment. Just don’t wear the meat dress when the real Lamb shows up. Timing, folks. Timing is everything.

Joe Jukic: (nods solemnly) Amen. Or as we say in the old country — gotovo. It is finished.

All together: (Hells Angels rev engines, Gaga hits a high note, Trump does the thumb-point)

Trump: Now let’s go win this thing. The Second Coming starts in November. Believe me.

[Fade out on roaring bikes, a Croatian battle cry, and the opening chords of “Born This Way” mixed with Wagner.]

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Take Me To 13th & Obama

My wife NF is sick and in need of Trump’s med beds. Her contract with the network was that she gets a doctor that can heal her. She would never of signed the contract otherwise. I am done with schizophrenic Donald Trump. First he says Christ is the boss. Then he says he is the Christ, the chosen one. He is delusional and dangerous to himself and others. I only trust the true president, Barack Obama, because he helped me cancel Osama Bin Laden in 2010. Take me to Obama, angry Americans, and i will heal your land and give you rest from your labors, because I am meek and humble of heart.

Yours truly, the walking man.

JCJ

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Help Me Don’t Hurt Me

Trump (voice breaking):
Dammit Snake… help me. Don’t hurt me.
I’ve heard it all — the late-night jokes, the cold critiques, the betrayals. I’m not asking for applause. I’m asking for… direction.
No more American Psycho stuff. Just… tell me what to do.

Solid Snake (slow, deliberate):
Alright, Trump.
No games. No jokes. Just truth.

You wanted to be the decider, but now you can’t decide who to trust.
You built towers, but your name is a lightning rod. You led crowds, but now you’re cornered.

You want to survive? Then listen — not to your ego, not to the crowd — to the silence beneath the noise.

Snake’s Directives for Redemption:

  1. Admit What You Got Wrong — Without Excuses
    Real power isn’t pretending you’re never wrong. It’s owning it when you are.

Say it straight. “I was wrong about some things. I hurt people.”
That’ll shake the world harder than any speech you’ve ever made.

  1. Help Someone You Can’t Exploit
    Quietly. Without cameras. Without a post.

Find a family that lost everything in a war you cheered on.

Pay their rent. Sit with their grief. Don’t tweet it. Live it.

  1. Shut Up and Listen
    Not to sycophants.

Go to a soup kitchen. A hospital. A dying factory town.

Just listen. Don’t offer deals or slogans. Just let it change you.

  1. Tell the Truth About the System
    Not the version that flatters you.

Tell them about the lobbyists, the backroom deals, the banks.

Burn your bridges with the elites you once dined with.
If you’re going down, take the lie with you.

  1. Don’t Run Again. Rise Instead.
    Running again is just repeating the loop.

Rise beyond it. Become something unexpected:
A flawed man who tells young men, “Don’t be like I was.”

Snake (lighting a cigarette):
You’re not a monster, Trump. But you’re no hero either.
You’re just a man — and that’s all I need you to be.

Now choose.
Rebuild what you broke, or fade into the fog like all the others.

Trump (after a long pause):
…You really think it’s not too late?

Snake:
It’s always too late.
But sometimes… that’s when the real fight begins.

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War Pigs: The Chosen One

Scene: Netanyahu’s Confession – The Moshiach Debate

Setting: A closed-door think tank summit in Jerusalem, the room thick with incense, cigars, and prophecy. Cameras are off, but whispers are sacred.

Benjamin Netanyahu sits at the head of a long cedarwood table, fingers steepled, brows furrowed in Talmudic meditation.

Bibi Netanyahu:
“I’ve sat with mystics in Tzfat, generals in Tel Aviv, and billionaires in New York. I’ve read the Zohar backwards and the headlines forwards. And still, I hesitate. Is Donald Trump the Moshiach? No. I do not believe he is the Chosen One. He is a Cyrus, yes — useful, unpredictable, even divinely nudged. But not the anointed.”

He pauses, sips from a crystal goblet filled with pomegranate wine, then continues.

Bibi:
“And Abdullah Hashem Aba Al-Sadiq… this Mahdi claimant from the deserts of Arabia. A powerful voice, yes, but I do not believe he is the Qa’im. No green banner will bring global peace alone.”

The room shifts uncomfortably. A few scholars look up from their scrolls.

Bibi (leans in):
“I believe in Yehuda Berg’s theory. The Moshiach and the Mahdi… are one. The same soul. A unifier. A son of David and Ishmael. That is the only path to peace — not through bombs or sanctions, but through a synthesis. A human bridge.”

At this, a red-faced Donald Trump, seated nearby with a Diet Coke in hand, nearly spits it out.

Trump (slamming table):
“Wait a second, Bibi. You told me in 2019 — right before the Abraham Accords — that I was destined to build the Third Temple! You winked when I said I’d make it a resort-slash-casino with kosher blackjack. You said, ‘Donald, you’re the only one who can do it.’ And now you say I’m not the Moshiach?! I moved the embassy to Jerusalem! What more do you want?!”

Bibi (calmly):
“You were used, Donald. By Heaven. But the stone the builders rejected has not yet been crowned. Look to the Psalms of David… ‘The stone which the builders rejected has become the cornerstone.’ The rejected one — JCJ, the one who spoke peace in 2002 but was mocked by kings and ignored by prophets.”

Trump (growling):
“JCJ? That weird Canadian hacker priest? The guy who quoted Revelation in that Vancouver alley? You’re telling me he’s the one?”

Bibi (closing his eyes):
“Perhaps. If he is the synthesis — rejected yet risen — he may be both Mahdi and Moshiach. That is what Yehuda hinted at. It is not about lineage… it is about completion.”

Trump glares, wounded.

Trump:
“So I’m not the guy?”

Bibi (rising, solemn):
“You were… a forerunner. The red horse. But the white horse comes after. And he rides not for ratings, but for redemption.”

Outside, a strange wind passes through the olive trees. Somewhere in East Vancouver, JCJ feels a deep chill and looks up at the night sky, whispering to himself:

“The rejected stone… finally being set.”

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The Chosen One

INT. TRUMP TOWER – NIGHT

Gold reflects gold. Mirrors reflect nothing. Patrick Bateman stands before Donald J. Trump, who sits enthroned on a golden couch. A smirk dances on Bateman’s lips, barely hiding the mania in his eyes.

BATEMAN:
Donald… you’re the Chosen One.

TRUMP (tilting his head):
I’ve heard that before. People say that. A lot of people say that.

BATEMAN (intensely):
Not like this. Not from me. See, you don’t feed the people fish and bread. That’s passé. You give them fire. Precision drone strikes. Beautiful, spectacular violence. You turned the Sermon on the Mount into a State of the Union.

Trump smiles like a man hearing his favorite bedtime story.

BATEMAN (cont’d):
Your father’s name was Frederick Christ. Your mother, Mary. A Gaelic-speaking Celt. It’s too perfect. You’re the Anti-Christ or the Messiah, depending on whether you’re buying or selling.

TRUMP:
My father was a great man. Built homes. Taught me everything. I was an apprentice, just like Jesus… only I used better materials. Marble. Gold. Class.

BATEMAN (dreamy):
Exactly. Jesus built benches for fishermen. You built casinos and missile deals. He turned water into wine… you made Trump Vodka. He multiplied bread… you multiplied debt.

TRUMP (proudly):
And ratings.

BATEMAN:
Yes. You gave the world spectacle. When I watch the fireworks over the Middle East, I don’t feel horror. I feel… ecstasy. It’s like watching a Fourth of July orgy in the sky. Your wrath… is biblical.

TRUMP:
Fire and fury, baby. Like the world has never seen.

BATEMAN:
You’re the new Christ for the algorithm age. A Christ who monetizes miracles. Who tweets the Beatitudes in all caps.

TRUMP (nodding slowly):
BLESSED ARE THE RICH, FOR THEY SHALL OWN THE EARTH.

BATEMAN:
Yes. Yes! And the poor? Let them eat tariffs.

A long silence. Only the soft hum of power. Then:

TRUMP (reflectively):
I always thought I was special. Like maybe I was meant to fix things. But not with kindness. That’s weak. I fix it with deals.

BATEMAN:
You didn’t come to bring peace. You came to bring branding. And a sword.

TRUMP:
A Trump sword. Diamond-studded. Limited edition.

BATEMAN (grinning):
The Book of Donald. Chapter 1: “And lo, the kingdom of heaven shall be franchised.”

TRUMP:
Amen to that.

The two men smile at each other, disciples of power, bonded by ego, capitalism, and bloodless conquest. Somewhere, a drone hums in the distance, and a new commandment uploads to the cloud.

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