Scene: A gold-plated lounge somewhere in America. Two large chairs. A portrait of an eagle behind them.
Donald Trump:
Ric, let me tell you something. People talk about sacrifice. Nobody knows sacrifice like me. Nobody. I bled for America. Tremendous bleeding. The best bleeding, actually.
Ric Flair:
WOOOO! Donnie! I hear you talkin’, but let me tell you something, brother — when I bled, arenas shook! Sixty thousand people screaming! The Nature Boy dripping red, stylin’ and profilin’ for the United States of America! WOOOO! 🇺🇸
Trump:
Ric, people say things. They say, “Oh it’s wrestling, it’s fake.” I say, excuse me? Fake? I’ve seen Ric. I’ve seen the blood. It was incredible blood. Beautiful color. Some of the best blood I’ve ever seen.
Flair:
That’s right! Hard times in the ring! Sixty minutes with the best in the world! Dusty Rhodes, Harley Race, Ricky Steamboat! You think that’s ketchup?! WOOOO!
Trump:
Exactly. And people say — very nasty people, by the way — they say maybe there was a razor blade. I said, “No way.” Ric Flair doesn’t need a razor blade. The man is pure American toughness.
Flair (leaning forward):
Donnie… let’s be honest now. When the pressure is on, when the crowd is roaring, when the championship is on the line — sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do to make the people BELIEVE!
Trump:
Well look, in business we call that showmanship. In wrestling you call it… what do you call it?
Flair (grinning):
We call it bleeding for the business! WOOOO! 🩸
Trump:
That’s right. And I bled too, you know. People forget. Assassination attempt — terrible thing. But I stood up. Blood on the face. Very dramatic. Honestly, it looked fantastic on television.
Flair:
Now THAT’S a visual! The crowd loves a fighter! When they see the blood, they know the man’s real!
Trump:
Exactly. Real blood. Not props. Not fake. Very authentic.
Flair:
So let the critics talk! Whether it’s in the squared circle or the political arena — sometimes you gotta bleed to win!
Trump (pointing):
And nobody does it better than America.
Flair (jumping up):
THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE! WOOOOOOOO! 🇺🇸🔥
Trump:
And maybe… a tiny razor blade. But only the best razor blades.
Flair:
Custom made! Championship quality! WOOOO!