Trump & JCJ: The Nanobot Cleanup Plan
Trump, lounging in his golden Mar-a-Lago office, gestures toward a massive holographic display showing the Earth’s atmosphere. His signature smirk plays across his face as he speaks.
Trump: “Look, JCJ, they said I was crazy. They said I was paranoid about all these little nanobots floating around. But you—you’re smart, you see the big picture.”
JCJ nods, arms crossed, staring at the swirling cloud of microscopic machines in the hologram.
JCJ: “We already know they’re up there, spraying them like it’s seasoning on a steak. The real question is: Why not make them useful? These surveillance bots—every government’s got them—why not repurpose them? Let’s clean the air, the oceans, everything.”
Trump leans forward, pointing at the image.
Trump: “Exactly! These deep-state guys, they think small. Spying, monitoring, controlling. But me? I think big. Huge. We make the nanobots clean microplastics, CO2, all the nasty stuff the losers left behind. I call it ‘Nanobot MAGA.’ Make. Air. Great. Again.”
JCJ smirks.
JCJ: “And if we control the cleanup, we control the narrative. No more climate cult, no more carbon credit scams. Just real results.”
Trump leans back, steepling his fingers.
Trump: “JCJ, you’re my best apprentice yet. We’re gonna do something historic. They’ll build statues of us. Trump & JCJ: The Dynamic Duo. Cleaning up the world while the haters cry about it.”
JCJ chuckles.
JCJ: “And while we’re at it, let’s make sure these nanobots don’t just disappear after the job’s done. Might need them for… other things in the future.”
The two men exchange a knowing glance, the kind that means something big is coming.