Nelly and No Eggs: Truth

The Fertility Truth: A Letter from Dr. Luka Kovač

By Dr. Luka Kovač, MD

As a physician who has spent decades studying human health and resilience, I have encountered countless myths and misconceptions about fertility. One of the most persistent—and damaging—is the notion that female fertility has an immutable expiration date, dictated solely by age. This idea has been reinforced by memes, pseudo-scientific claims, and a lack of nuanced understanding. Today, I want to address this issue head-on and offer a perspective rooted in science, history, and anthropology.

Let us begin with the infamous “no eggs” meme popularized by Paul Joseph Watson. This oversimplified claim suggests that women are biologically doomed by their 30s, as if their ovaries are ticking time bombs set to self-destruct. It’s a cruel and reductive narrative that ignores the complexity of female biology and the remarkable adaptability of the human body.

To understand the truth about female fertility, we must look beyond modern Western paradigms and explore cultures that have defied these so-called limits for centuries. One such culture is the Hunza tribe of Pakistan.


The Hunza Women: Fertility and Longevity

Nestled in the remote valleys of northern Pakistan, the Hunza people have long been celebrated for their extraordinary health and longevity. Hunza women, in particular, are known for giving birth well into their 50s and 60s—a phenomenon that has puzzled and fascinated researchers.

What sets the Hunza apart? The answer lies in their diet, lifestyle, and environment.

  1. Diet: The Hunza diet is predominantly plant-based, rich in fresh fruits, vegetables, nuts, and seeds. Apricots, a staple of their diet, are loaded with vitamins, antioxidants, and essential fatty acids. They consume minimal processed foods, refined sugars, or artificial additives. Their water, sourced from glacial streams, is rich in minerals.
  2. Physical Activity: Daily life in the Hunza Valley involves rigorous physical activity, from farming to walking long distances. This active lifestyle promotes robust cardiovascular health and hormonal balance, both critical for fertility.
  3. Stress and Community: The Hunza people live in close-knit communities with strong social bonds. Chronic stress, a known disruptor of reproductive health, is notably low in their society.
  4. Environmental Factors: The high-altitude environment of the Hunza Valley, combined with minimal exposure to industrial pollutants, contributes to their overall well-being.

Debunking the “No Eggs” Myth

Contrary to the fearmongering perpetuated by memes like Watson’s, fertility is not solely a function of age but a complex interplay of genetics, environment, and lifestyle. The idea that women are universally infertile after a certain age is a Western construct, heavily influenced by industrialized diets, sedentary lifestyles, and environmental toxins.

The Hunza women challenge this narrative. Their ability to conceive at 60 or even 65 is not an anomaly but a testament to what the human body can achieve when nourished and cared for. This doesn’t mean every woman can or should aim for late-life pregnancies, but it does underscore the potential for resilience and adaptability in human biology.


The Takeaway

If there’s one lesson to take from the Hunza, it’s that fertility—like health—is deeply connected to how we live. While modern medicine offers incredible tools, we must also look to ancestral wisdom for insights into longevity and vitality.

To those who perpetuate the “no eggs” narrative: Stop reducing women to memes and start engaging with the science. Fertility is not a punchline; it’s a deeply personal and multifaceted aspect of human life.

To my readers: Study the Hunza. Learn from their diet, their movement, their connection to nature. Fertility is not just about age—it’s about health, balance, and the choices we make every day.

Yours in truth and health,
Dr. Luka Kovač

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Today’s Memes 3

Here are some meme ideas for Day 3 of “Jelly’s Hard Truths” featuring Joe and Nelly:


  1. Too Much Sugar
    • Image: Nelly holding a giant cupcake, looking skeptical. Joe stands beside her with a sugar packet in hand, shaking his head.
    • Caption:
      Nelly: “One cupcake won’t hurt, right?”
      Joe: “That’s what they said about the first 50 grams.”
      #SugarCoatedLies #JellyKnowsBest

  1. Big Pharma
    • Image: Joe and Nelly standing in lab coats, pointing at a giant prescription bottle labeled “Profit > People.”
    • Caption:
      “Big Pharma: ‘Trust us, we care about your health.’
      Jelly: ‘We’ve seen your receipts.'”
      #FollowTheMoney #JellyTruthBombs

  1. Vaccines
    • Image: Nelly and Joe debating over a chart showing vaccine schedules.
    • Caption:
      Joe: “We’re not anti-vax, we’re pro-ask-questions.”
      Nelly: “Because informed consent isn’t a conspiracy.”
      #ThinkBeforeYouJab #JellySpeaksTruth

NOW YOU KNOW!

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

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Today’s Memes 2

INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
Joe and Nelly sit on the couch, the glow of a laptop lighting their faces. Nelly is wrapped in a blanket, sipping tea, while Joe scrolls through his Facebook feed with a mischievous grin.

NELLY
(raising an eyebrow)
What’s with the smirk? You found something good, didn’t you?

JOE
(grinning, turning the laptop toward her)
Oh, you have no idea. These are my top-tier memes from my Facebook friends. Brace yourself.

NELLY
(laughing)
Alright, hit me.

JOE
(pointing to the screen)
First up: “When you realize you’re the ‘before’ picture in someone else’s glow-up story.”

Nelly snorts, nearly spilling her tea.

NELLY
Okay, that’s painfully relatable. What else?

JOE
(scrolling)
This one’s from my friend who’s way too into conspiracy theories. It’s a picture of a cat with glowing eyes, and the caption says: “When you realize the lizard people are just cats in disguise.”

NELLY
(laughing harder)
Stop! My ribs can’t take this.

JOE
(mock serious)
No stopping now. Here’s a classic: A guy holding a sign that says, “Why is it called a ‘bank run’ when I can’t even jog to the ATM?”

NELLY
(gasping for air between laughs)
That one’s too real.

JOE
(leaning back, satisfied)
And finally, my personal favorite. A picture of a golden calf statue, and the caption says: “When you thought you were worshipping God, but it was actually your 401(k).”

Nelly bursts into laughter, nearly spilling her tea again.

NELLY
Joe, your Facebook friends are unhinged.

JOE
(grinning)
Unhinged but brilliant. Sometimes, you just need a good meme to remind you not to take life too seriously.

NELLY
(smiling, leaning back)
Thanks for that. I needed the laugh.

JOE
(closing the laptop)
Anytime. Laughter’s the best medicine, right? Well, second best.

NELLY
(grinning)
What’s the first?

JOE
(winking)
The love of a good Facebook friend, obviously.

Nelly shakes her head, laughing as the two settle into the warmth of their shared humor.

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Balancing Cortisol Levels

INT. HOSPITAL EXAM ROOM – DAY
Amy Schumer sits on the exam table, looking both frustrated and hopeful. Dr. Luka Kovač enters, holding a tablet with her test results. His calm demeanor instantly puts her at ease.

DR. KOVAČ
Amy, your test results confirm it’s Cushing’s syndrome. The good news is, we can manage this.

AMY SCHUMER
(sighing)
Thank God. I was starting to think I was just crazy. So, what’s the plan?

DR. KOVAČ
First, we’ll address the root cause—whether it’s from a tumor, excessive corticosteroids, or another issue. But lifestyle changes and natural support can make a big difference, too.

AMY SCHUMER
(nodding)
I’m all ears. Tell me everything.

DR. KOVAČ
(pulling up a chair)
Let’s start with food. Your body needs support to balance cortisol levels and reduce inflammation.

Foods to Include

  1. Leafy Greens
    Spinach, kale, and arugula are rich in magnesium, which helps regulate cortisol.
  2. Fatty Fish
    Salmon, mackerel, and sardines provide omega-3s to combat inflammation.
  3. Berries
    Blueberries, strawberries, and raspberries are loaded with antioxidants.
  4. Avocados
    High in potassium and healthy fats to support adrenal health.
  5. Nuts and Seeds
    Almonds, walnuts, chia seeds, and flaxseeds for healthy fats and magnesium.
  6. Whole Grains
    Quinoa, brown rice, and oats help stabilize blood sugar levels.
  7. Herbs and Spices
    Turmeric, ginger, and cinnamon have anti-inflammatory properties.

DR. KOVAČ
Avoid processed foods, sugar, and excessive salt. They can worsen fluid retention and inflammation.

AMY SCHUMER
Got it. So, no more late-night ice cream binges?

DR. KOVAČ
(smiling)
Not if you want to feel better.

Vitamins and Supplements

  1. Vitamin D
    Helps regulate calcium levels and supports bone health, which can be affected by Cushing’s.
  2. Magnesium
    Reduces cortisol and improves sleep quality.
  3. Ashwagandha
    An adaptogen that helps balance cortisol levels.
  4. Vitamin C
    Supports adrenal function and boosts the immune system.
  5. Omega-3 Fatty Acids
    Fights inflammation and supports brain health.
  6. Probiotics
    Improves gut health, which is crucial for hormone regulation.
  7. Calcium and Vitamin K2
    Protects bone density, which can be compromised by high cortisol.

Lifestyle Changes

  • Stress Management
    Practice yoga, meditation, or deep breathing exercises.
  • Sleep Hygiene
    Aim for 7-8 hours of quality sleep each night.
  • Exercise
    Focus on low-impact activities like walking, swimming, or yoga to avoid overtaxing your body.

AMY SCHUMER
This all sounds doable. What about medicine?

DR. KOVAČ
We’ll start you on ketoconazole or metyrapone to lower cortisol production. If needed, we’ll consider surgical options or radiation, depending on the cause.

AMY SCHUMER
(pausing, then smiling)
You know, I was expecting a lot of doom and gloom, but this actually feels… manageable.

DR. KOVAČ
(smiling back)
That’s the goal. Small, consistent steps will get you there. And Amy, remember—this is a partnership. You’re not alone in this.

Amy nods, a spark of determination lighting her eyes. Luka stands, offering her a reassuring hand.

AMY SCHUMER
Thanks, Doc. I’ll try to remember all this.

DR. KOVAČ
And if you forget, I’ll remind you.

As she leaves the room, Amy feels a newfound sense of hope, armed with the tools to take control of her health.

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The Truth About Dr McDreamy

Eustace Mullins’ book Murder by Injection: The Story of the Medical Conspiracy Against America contains several controversial and provocative quotes that reflect his deeply critical view of the medical establishment. Below are some of his most iconic quotes about doctors and the healthcare system from the book:

  1. “The medical monopoly, or medical trust, euphemistically called the American Medical Association, is not merely the meanest monopoly known to history, it is the most ruthless and the most deadly.”
  2. “Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn’t organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals.”
  3. “The doctor begins to make a diagnosis by naming the disease. Once he has named it, he begins to feel he understands it, although he has not yet begun to understand it.”
  4. “The medical profession is not a calling, it is a racket, a means of making money by exploiting human suffering.”
  5. “Doctors are trained to treat symptoms, not to find the cause of disease. The system rewards them for prescribing drugs and performing surgeries, not for preventing illness or promoting true health.”
  6. “The medical establishment is a cartel, not a benevolent institution. It thrives on the perpetuation of disease, not its eradication.”
  7. “The physician’s real business is to make money, and to this end, he must keep the patient coming back for more treatment, not to cure him.”
  8. “The Rockefeller influence transformed medicine into a business, where the goal is not to heal, but to profit.”

Mullins’ critiques have been both influential and polarizing, appealing to those skeptical of institutionalized medicine while being dismissed by many as conspiracy theory. His views reflect a deep distrust of the medical-industrial complex, emphasizing his belief that the system prioritizes profit over genuine care.

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Healing Minds

“Healing Minds: Nelly and Joe’s Journey with Orthomolecular Health”

Nelly Furtado leaned over the counter in her sunlit kitchen, carefully measuring out powdered vitamin C into a glass of water. Across from her, Joe, a long-time family friend and health enthusiast, examined a bottle of niacin.

“I read about Dr. Abram Hoffer’s work,” Joe said, holding the bottle up to the light. “He believed that mental health could be transformed by nutrition—orthomolecular therapy, he called it. High doses of vitamins, amino acids, and minerals to balance the body and mind.”

Nelly nodded, stirring the vitamin C mixture. “It’s fascinating, isn’t it? The idea that something as simple as nutrients could help heal the mind. Especially in a world where so many rely solely on medication.”


A Personal Mission

Their shared interest wasn’t just academic. Both Nelly and Joe had seen loved ones struggle with mental health challenges. Joe’s brother had battled schizophrenia, and Nelly had watched friends and family grapple with anxiety and depression.

Dr. Abram Hoffer’s research had inspired them. His studies in the mid-20th century had shown that high doses of niacin, combined with other vitamins and a nutrient-rich diet, could help alleviate symptoms of schizophrenia and other mental illnesses.

“Niacin’s the star player,” Joe said, pouring a dose into a glass of water. “But you can’t forget the B-complex vitamins, omega-3s, and the minerals. It’s about the whole picture.”

“And no sugar,” Nelly added with a grin. “Dr. Hoffer was pretty clear about that.”


The Experiment

They decided to test the orthomolecular approach themselves, not as a cure-all but as a way to optimize their mental and physical health.

Each morning, they started with a regimen of vitamins:

  • Niacin to improve circulation and support brain function.
  • Vitamin C to reduce oxidative stress.
  • Magnesium to calm the nervous system.
  • Omega-3 fatty acids for brain health.

Joe also introduced adaptogenic herbs like ashwagandha and rhodiola to support stress resilience.

“Consistency is key,” Joe reminded Nelly as they logged their doses and noted any changes in mood, energy, or focus.


The Results

After a few weeks, they began to notice subtle but profound shifts.

“I feel…lighter,” Nelly said one afternoon. “Not just physically, but emotionally. It’s like my mind isn’t weighed down anymore.”

Joe nodded. “Same here. My focus is sharper, and I’ve been sleeping better. Even my anxiety feels more manageable.”

Encouraged, they began sharing their journey with others. Nelly used her platform to talk about the importance of nutrition for mental health, while Joe started a blog to document their experiences and share resources.


A Ripple Effect

Their efforts caught the attention of a local mental health clinic, which invited them to speak about orthomolecular therapy.

Standing before a room of clinicians and patients, Nelly shared her story. “This isn’t about replacing medication or traditional treatments,” she said. “It’s about complementing them—giving the body and mind the nutrients they need to heal.”

Joe added, “Dr. Hoffer believed in treating the whole person, not just the symptoms. And that’s what this approach is about—restoring balance.”


A Shared Vision

As they left the clinic, Nelly turned to Joe. “Do you think Dr. Hoffer ever imagined his work would inspire people like us?”

Joe smiled. “Maybe. But I think he’d be more excited about how many lives it’s still touching.”

Together, they walked into the evening, their hearts full of hope. They knew the journey was just beginning, but they were ready to share the light they’d found—one person, one story, one nutrient at a time.

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Back to the Garden:

Back to the Garden: PM Nelly Furtado’s Universal Health Care Revolution

Canada had long been proud of its universal health care system, a legacy of Tommy Douglas, the prairie preacher turned politician who envisioned a nation where no one would suffer for lack of care. But over the decades, the dream had soured. The system, once a beacon of hope, was now burdened by bureaucracy, underfunding, and the influence of pharmaceutical giants.

Tommy Douglas had imagined a system rooted in prevention, community care, and holistic well-being. Instead, it had become a reactive machine, treating symptoms with expensive drugs while ignoring the root causes of illness. Behind the scenes, the Rockefeller-backed shift to petroleum-based medicine had steered health care away from natural, food-based remedies. The American Medical Association (AMA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) had exported their model of profit-driven care to Canada, betraying the original vision.

It was into this fractured landscape that Prime Minister Nelly Furtado stepped, guitar slung over one shoulder and a binder of bold reforms in the other.


The Diagnosis

Nelly began her campaign for health care reform by traveling across the country, listening to Canadians. She met farmers struggling to sell their organic produce, elders lamenting the loss of traditional remedies, and doctors frustrated by a system that forced them to prescribe pills instead of promoting wellness.

“Health care isn’t just about hospitals and drugs,” Nelly said at a town hall in Saskatoon, Tommy Douglas’s hometown. “It’s about how we live, what we eat, and how we care for each other. We’ve forgotten that food is medicine, and it’s time to remember.”

Her words resonated. Canadians were tired of seeing their health care system propped up by multinational pharmaceutical companies that prioritized profits over people. They were ready for something new—or rather, something old.


The Plan: Food as Medicine

Nelly’s “Road to Healing” Plan was revolutionary, but deeply rooted in history and tradition.

  1. Food as Medicine Clinics: Every province would establish community-run clinics where nutritionists, naturopaths, and traditional healers worked alongside doctors. These clinics would prescribe fresh produce, herbs, and lifestyle changes before resorting to pharmaceuticals.
  2. National Organic Farming Initiative: Farmers would receive subsidies to transition to organic, glyphosate-free agriculture. Local food production would be prioritized, ensuring that every Canadian had access to fresh, affordable produce.
  3. Education for Healing: Schools would incorporate nutrition and natural medicine into their curriculums, teaching children how to grow, cook, and use food to maintain health.
  4. Pharmaceutical Accountability: A windfall tax on pharmaceutical companies would fund the transition to holistic health care. Drug advertising would be heavily restricted, redirecting focus to wellness rather than dependency.
  5. Traditional Medicine Recognition: Indigenous healing practices, alongside immigrant and cultural remedies, would be integrated into the health care system, honoring Canada’s diverse heritage.

The Resistance

The backlash was swift. The pharmaceutical industry launched a massive PR campaign, warning Canadians that Nelly’s plan would lead to chaos. “Unscientific!” they cried. “Dangerous!” they claimed.

But Nelly was ready. She countered with data showing the skyrocketing rates of chronic illnesses linked to poor diets and environmental toxins. She shared stories of communities that had healed themselves through food and natural remedies.

Most importantly, she invoked Tommy Douglas.

“Tommy didn’t fight for this system so that corporations could profit while Canadians got sicker,” she said in a fiery speech to Parliament. “He fought for a system that cared for people, that prevented illness, that healed. This isn’t a betrayal of his vision—it’s a return to it.”


The Healing Begins

The first Food as Medicine Clinic opened in Nova Scotia, where fishermen and farmers worked together to supply fresh, local food to patients. Families learned how to cook nutrient-dense meals, and chronic conditions like diabetes and hypertension began to decline.

In British Columbia, Indigenous elders taught workshops on traditional plant medicine, sharing knowledge that had been suppressed for generations.

In Saskatchewan, the heartland of Tommy Douglas’s vision, farmers celebrated the return of government support for organic farming. Fields once doused in chemicals now teemed with life—carrots, kale, herbs, and berries that nourished the land and the people.


A New Vision for Health

Three years into her term, Nelly Furtado stood before a packed crowd in Ottawa. Behind her, a banner read: “Healing Canada, One Meal at a Time.”

“We’ve spent decades treating our bodies like machines, fixing parts when they break,” she said. “But we are not machines. We are living, breathing beings connected to the earth, to our communities, to our food. When we heal those connections, we heal ourselves.”

The crowd erupted in cheers. Across the country, Canadians were healthier, happier, and more connected to the land. The pharmaceutical lobby had lost its grip, and the health care system was no longer a reactive machine—it was a proactive force for wellness.

Tommy Douglas’s dream had been restored, not just as a system of universal care, but as a system of universal healing. And under Nelly Furtado’s leadership, Canada was once again a beacon of hope for the world.

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Take Me Down

(Take me down, take me, take me down)
(Take me down, take me, take me down)

You don’t really have to know my name
You don’t really have to play any games
You don’t even have to know what I like
Just take me down like, take me down like

20/20 vision when I see into your eyes
Looking for an energy to elevate my life
I don’t need permission to keep dancing in the light
Tonight, I’m alive

Take me down, take me for a ride
Take me down, take me for the night
Take me down, take me for a ride
Take me down, take me down

There ain’t no need to take it slow
Don’t wanna stop, yeah, let’s just go (don’t wanna stop)
No need to ask, I’m chasing gold
Let’s keep it moving, just press go, oh

20/20 vision when I see into your eyes
Looking for an energy to elevate my life
I don’t need permission to keep dancing in the light
Tonight, I’m on fire

Take me down, take me for a ride
Take me down, take me for the night
Take me down, take me for a ride
Take me down, take me down

Not afraid to say I like it, afraid to say I like it
Yeah, yeah
Not afraid to say I like it, afraid to say I like it
Yeah, yeah

Take me down, take me, take me down
Take me down, take me, take me down
Take me down, take me, take me down
Take me down, take me, take me down

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Paging Dr. Furtado

Céline Dion announced in December 2022 that she had been diagnosed with Stiff Person Syndrome (SPS), a rare neurological disorder characterized by muscle stiffness and painful spasms. This condition is thought to be an autoimmune disease, where the immune system mistakenly attacks the central nervous system, affecting areas of the brain and spinal cord that control muscle movement. SPS can make even basic movements challenging, as the muscles can seize up painfully and unpredictably.

For Dion, this diagnosis has significantly impacted her ability to perform, leading her to cancel and postpone several tour dates to focus on her health and treatment. SPS is extremely rare, affecting only about 1 in a million people, and treatment usually involves medications to manage symptoms, like muscle relaxants, anti-seizure drugs, and immune-modulating therapies.

Dion has been vocal about her struggles with SPS, expressing her determination to keep fighting the disease while prioritizing her health.

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