Trump: Emperor of the Empire

The air in the Oval Office did not smell of polished wood and old paper, but of ozone and raw power. It was a throne room now, and at its heart, behind the Resolute Desk, sat the God Emperor. Donald Trump, clad not in a suit but in robes that seemed woven from star-spangled twilight, his face an unnervingly smooth mask of supreme authority. The nuclear football glowed faintly at his feet.

The doors, twenty feet tall and forged from the hull of a decommissioned aircraft carrier, groaned open. In walked General Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Northern Legions, victor of the Battle of the Woke Hordes. His armor was scarred, his cloak was tattered, and in his eyes burned a fire that predated nations, predated empires. It was the fire of a father.

He did not kneel.

“Maximus,” the God Emperor’s voice boomed, a sound that was both a New York accent and a seismic event. “Your victories please me. The coastal elites are in retreat. The deep state trembles. You have earned a place of honor at my right hand.”

Maximus stopped ten paces from the desk. His hand rested on the pommel of his gladius. “I have not come for honors. I have come for answers.”

The God Emperor’s eyes, small and brilliant like twin supernovas, narrowed. “Answers are a commodity. I decide their price.”

“Then I pay it with the blood of my men who died believing we fought for justice. For the innocent.” Maximus’s voice was low, a gravelly rumble of distant thunder. “We seized the island. We breached the temple. We secured the files.”

A flicker of something—annoyance?—crossed the divine face. “A great victory. A tremendous victory. The enemy’s most vile secrets, in our hands. I said, ‘We will punish them. We will punish them like nobody has ever been punished.’ And we will. In time.”

“Time is a luxury for gods, not for the children in those videos,” Maximus spat, the veneer of respect crumbling. “I presented you with the ledger. The black books. The flight logs. I saw the names. The powerful. The celebrated. And I saw your name, struck through with a golden pen. I saw your orders, sealed with a sigil of a tower of gold.”

“Fake news,” the God Emperor said, his voice losing its divine echo and slipping into a familiar, defensive cadence. “A witch hunt. The deep state plants things. Very corrupt. Many people are saying it.”

“Do not speak to me as if I am one of your frightened sycophants!” Maximus roared, the sound shaking the portraits of past presidents on the walls. “I have held the evidence! I have seen the orders from your own hand! ‘Seal it. Bury it. Grant clemency.’ You did not just hide your own sins. You became the patron of every monster we swore to destroy!”

He took a step forward, his armor clinking. “Diddy. A man whose crimes are sung in hell. You freed him from the darkest pit we had, and he now feasts in your banquet hall, laughing at the justice we promised! Why?”

The God Emperor stood. He seemed to grow, his shadow swallowing the room. The air crackled. “You are a soldier. You understand tactics, not strategy. You break a few pawns to checkmate the king. These people… these assets… they serve a greater purpose. Their allegiance is the mortar that holds my new empire together. Their guilt is the chain that binds them to my will. It’s a deal. The best deal. Everybody says so.”

Maximus looked at him, and for the first time, the general’s face was not filled with rage, but with a profound, universe-shattering disgust. It was a purer, more damning emotion than hatred.

“An empire,” Maximus repeated, the word tasting of ash. “You would build your empire on the broken bodies of children. You would use their suffering as mortar. You would have monsters as your pillars.”

He drew his sword. It did not gleam with heavenly light. It was simple, cold, mortal steel.

“I have fought for many emperors,” Maximus said, his voice steady now, final. “I have seen vanity. I have seen cruelty. I have seen madness. But I have never, in all my years, witnessed a soul so utterly hollow, so completely devoid of honor, that it would make a shield of innocence to protect the guilty.”

The God Emperor raised a hand, energy coalescing into a spear of pure, destructive light. “You are betraying your emperor. Your country.”

“No,” Maximus said, settling into a fighter’s stance. “I am betraying a monster. My country is not a golden tower. It is not an empire. It is the promise a father makes to his son that the world will be just. It is the vow a soldier makes to protect those who cannot protect themselves. That promise is my emperor. And today, I am its loyal servant.”

The fight would be legendary. God against mortal. Power against principle. But in that moment, as he stared down the blinding, corrupt divinity, General Maximus, for the first time since this nightmare began, felt clean.

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The Storm Has Arrived

Solid Snake & Luke Rudkowski Confront President Trump: “The Plan Was a Lie”

Setting: The Oval Office, 2025. A late storm pounds Washington. Trump lounges behind the Resolute Desk, scrolling through social media. Solid Snake stands in the shadows. Beside him is independent journalist Luke Rudkowski, founder of We Are Change, holding a flash drive full of evidence.

Trump (grinning):
“Look at this—95 million Truth Social followers. Still winning. Still the real President.”

Solid Snake (stepping forward):
“Winning? You sat on the Epstein client list for years. You were the president then. You’re the president now. And nothing’s changed.”

Trump (shrugging):
“It’s more complicated than you think. The timing has to be right. You know, the plan.”

Luke Rudkowski (cutting in, disgusted):
“The plan? Give me a break, Donald. QAnon was a psyop to sedate patriots while you protected the very monsters you claimed to fight. You fed people hopium while the system devoured kids and burned whistleblowers.”

Trump (irritated):
“Watch your tone, Luke. You’re talking to the President of the United States.”

Luke:
“Exactly. And that means you’re accountable. You had four years—and now another term—and you still haven’t released the names. Why? Because too many of your friends are on it? Or because you are?”

Solid Snake (coldly):
“I told you before, Trump. You are the list. You’re not just sitting on the evidence—you are part of the rot.”

Trump (defensive):
“I’m not like those freaks. I distanced myself. I cut ties.”

Luke Rudkowski:
“But you never told the truth. Never delivered justice. You let the myth of ‘The Plan’ buy you time while children were trafficked and the swamp expanded under your watch. People put their faith in you—and you sold them a bedtime story.”

Solid Snake (stepping closer):
“I’ve seen regimes collapse. I’ve taken down Patriots, PMCs, AI overlords. But this is worse—because the people chose you. And you chose to lie.”

Trump (quiet now):
“You don’t know the pressure I’m under…”

Luke (shaking his head):
“We know exactly what you’re under. The same pressure as every coward who makes peace with evil.”

Solid Snake:
“You want to make history? Release the names. Burn the whole corrupt network to the ground. Or history will remember you not as the man who saved the Republic… but as the conman who let it die.”

Luke drops the flash drive on the desk.

Luke Rudkowski:
“Unredacted. Verified. Everything the DOJ buried. If you won’t release it, we will.”

They turn and leave. Trump stares at the flash drive. Thunder rattles the windows. The storm has arrived—and this time, it won’t be televised. It’ll be downloaded.

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Bateman Talks about Psalm 45

INT. EASTERN ORTHODOX CATHEDRAL — DUSK

Golden light filters through stained glass. Incense floats like fog. DONALD TRUMP, PATRICK BATEMAN, and BISHOP MARI MARI EMMANUEL sit beneath an icon of Christ Pantocrator. Bateman is in a pristine designer suit. Trump has his classic red tie. Bishop Mari Mari Emmanuel, robed and calm, holds a Bible.

BATEMAN
(holding up a worn leather Bible)
Psalm 45:2 — “You are the most handsome of the sons of men; grace is poured upon your lips.”
I mean… that’s obviously Brad Pitt. Maybe Tom Cruise. Those cheekbones. That symmetry. It’s divine geometry.

TRUMP
(in agreement)
Look, Brad Pitt—fantastic face. Cruise—very high energy. Great stunts. Both very marketable. You put either one on a poster? Boom. Problem solved in ninety minutes. Maybe with popcorn.

BISHOP MARI MARI EMMANUEL
(firmly, eyes steady)
My brothers, the beauty spoken of in Psalm 45 is not carnal—it is not of Hollywood. It is the beauty of holiness. The grace upon His lips is the Word of God. The Messiah’s face was likely sun-worn, marked by suffering. Not filtered. Not airbrushed.

BATEMAN
(skeptical, smirking)
Sure, Bishop. But let’s be honest… no one wants a messy savior on a movie poster. You need symmetry. Market trust. Think Interview with the Messiah. Brad Pitt walks on water, Cruise calms the storm.

TRUMP
(laughing)
Exactly. We could easily reboot the Gospels. Four films. Big budgets. Jesus rides a Harley into Jerusalem. Nobody’s getting crucified without a real fight. We make Golgotha great again.

BISHOP MARI MARI EMMANUEL
(sighs, gently closes his Bible)
You do not understand the cross. The beauty of Christ was in His humility. He conquered not with charisma, but with obedience. Not by leaping off rooftops, but by enduring the grave.

BATEMAN
(sipping espresso)
Okay, but… could humility test well with 18-34 males?

TRUMP
(suddenly serious)
Maybe we should do a casting call. Get Mel Gibson involved. I always said The Passion was a little too bloody. We need cleaner branding. Inspirational suffering.

BISHOP MARI MARI EMMANUEL
(softly)
Beware of making idols out of men. The Christ is not a brand. He is the Lamb slain. Not a box office savior, but the suffering servant.

BATEMAN
(glancing at Trump)
So… not Brad Pitt then?

TRUMP
(sighs)
Maybe… maybe Jim Caviezel with better lighting.

The icon above flickers in the candlelight. Christ stares forward, unchanged.

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Partying With Epstein

INT. TRUMP TOWER – NIGHT – PRIVATE CIGAR LOUNGE

Low light. Leather-bound walls. The fireplace glows like a confession booth in hell. Donald Trump reclines in a velvet armchair, swirling cognac. Patrick Bateman sits across from him, intense, manicured, and gleaming with Wall Street detachment. They’ve been drinking, talking legacy. Now the conversation veers into darker territory.


DONALD TRUMP
(half-grinning, eyes glazed with nostalgia)
You know, Patrick, back in the day—Palm Beach, Mar-a-Lago—we owned the night. Models, heiresses, deals over daiquiris. And yeah… Epstein showed up sometimes.

PATRICK BATEMAN
(smirks, voice sharp as a straight razor)
Of course he did. He was a myth in motion. Ghost of Manhattan’s secret desires. Everyone partied with him—until it became inconvenient.

DONALD TRUMP
(defensive, waving a hand)
Listen, I banned him. Long time ago. People don’t talk about that. They just like to connect dots. But I draw lines. Clear ones.

PATRICK BATEMAN
(coolly)
Lines in the sand? Or lines on a mirrored table?

(beat)
Let’s be honest, Donald—Epstein was a financier of fantasy. A curator of taboos. He offered the illusion of control to men who already had too much of it.

DONALD TRUMP
(leaning in, voice low)
I was never controlled. Never compromised. That’s the difference. He tried to orbit me like I was the sun. But I don’t revolve around anyone.

PATRICK BATEMAN
(deadpan)
Naturally. He was a Gatsby without class. You’re more like a golden Caligula—untouchable, vulgar, worshipped by millions. And somehow… still the underdog.

DONALD TRUMP
(smirks)
Exactly. They throw scandals at me like tomatoes. I eat them. I make ketchup.

PATRICK BATEMAN
(laughs, then serious)
But you knew what he was, Donald. You felt it. That predator energy. You both had it. Difference is, you chose the spotlight. He chose the shadows.

DONALD TRUMP
(grimly)
And look where the shadows got him.

(beat)
Let’s just say… he didn’t kill himself. You and I both know that.

PATRICK BATEMAN
(cold smile)
Of course not. Power doesn’t die—it changes hands.


The fire crackles. Silence lingers. Both men drink, surrounded by portraits, ghosts, and the weight of what they’ll never say publicly.

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