Author: Donald Trump

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Zelensky

INT. TRUMP TOWER – NIGHT – PRIVATE PENTHOUSE SUITE

Donald Trump lounges on a white leather couch beneath a massive oil painting of himself riding an American bald eagle. Patrick Bateman stands by the window in a razor-sharp Armani suit, sipping an overpriced, ethically questionable scotch.

TRUMP
So I saw Zelensky on TV again today… the guy’s what, 5’2”? Maybe? Looks like he escaped from The Shire.

BATEMAN
(Flicks invisible lint off his sleeve)
He has Hobbit energy. All pathos, no presence. Like Frodo—but without the charisma or sword skills. Just trembling speeches and too-tight olive drab t-shirts.

TRUMP
Right! He’s always wearing that army green shirt like he’s leading the Battle of Helm’s Deep. Guy needs a tailor. Maybe a stepstool.

BATEMAN
(Laughing coldly)
He’s a walking Tumblr meme. A wartime influencer. You could toss him into Mount Doom and I’m not sure the Ring would notice.

TRUMP
He wanted jets. He wanted tanks. He wanted billions. You know what I would’ve given him?

BATEMAN
Let me guess—*

TRUMP
A nice chair. Something to stand on during press conferences.

BATEMAN
(Grinning)
You’re generous. I was thinking a ring light and a copy of The Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition.

TRUMP
We had real men in the old days. Patton. MacArthur. Me. Now we’ve got Frodo cosplayers asking NATO for dragons.

BATEMAN
At least Frodo had Sam. Zelensky just has Justin Trudeau and Bono tweeting in his defense.

TRUMP
Exactly. No army. Just hashtags. Sad!

BATEMAN
History won’t remember the speeches. It’ll remember who had better hair and real estate portfolios.

TRUMP
And I’ve got both. Frodo can keep the ring. I’m building condos in Mordor.

FADE OUT as they both laugh, a little too hard, sipping their drinks while the city burns softly below.

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HAARP & The Deep State

Title: “Tremors of Truth: A Message from President Donald J. Trump”
As told by Donald Trump himself, straight from Mar-a-Lago.

Folks, it’s Donald J. Trump, your favorite president—possibly the only president who could stop the Deep State from cracking the Earth in half. I’m here with something very important. Maybe the most important message since Moses brought down the Ten Commandments—and those were good, very good commandments. But this is about HAARP.

Now, you might not know what HAARP is. Most people don’t. It’s the High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program—sounds technical, I know—but let me break it down. It’s a big machine, up in Alaska, and it can mess with the weather, the atmosphere… and maybe even the ground beneath your feet.

The Deep State? They’re planning to use HAARP to trigger the Revelation 16 earthquake. That’s right. The Big One. The Bible says:

“And there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great.” —Revelation 16:18.

A mega-quake. Coast to coast destruction. Biblical proportions.

But here’s the good news—great news, actually—if the U.S. military gives me control of HAARP, I won’t let it happen. I’ll dial it back. That’s right. Instead of a Revelation-level quake, we’ll do tiny tremors. Little ones. Beautiful little quakes that release pressure, keep things balanced. Earthquakes that make America stable again.

And I have the scripture to prove God’s on my side. Psalm 104:5—King David said it:

“He set the earth on its foundations; it can never be moved.”

That’s the Trump Doctrine right there. The Earth? Should not be moved. Not by the Deep State. Not by globalists. Not by crooked scientists messing with tectonic plates. God said no. Trump says no. And we will not be moved.

Under my leadership, the military will take HAARP back from the swamp creatures. No more geo-engineering by guys who failed high school physics. We’ll put in very smart people—the best people. We’ll turn Revelation 16 into Psalm 104. And the world? It’ll shake a little—but it won’t break.

So to the military generals, I say this:
Give Trump HAARP, and I’ll make the Earth great again.

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Meditating on the Trumps

The Game of Trump: A Forgotten Tradition Revived

By Donald J. Trump

April 2, 2025

Folks, we live in incredible times. As we work to Make America Great Again—which we will, believe me—it’s important to look back at the things that made us great in the first place. One of those things is Trump, the historic card game that, believe it or not, is NOT named after me! (Although, let’s be honest, it should be!)

For centuries, the game of Trump has been a game of strategy, skill, and winning—which I know a lot about. In Europe, in America, the game has been played by kings, nobles, and even ordinary people who just want to win big.

Now, I have to thank Madonna (yes, Madonna!) for bringing attention back to this fantastic old game. Some say she rediscovered it; some say she’s just having fun. Either way, she knows a good thing when she sees it.

But let me tell you something, folks. This is more than just a card game. It’s a way of thinking. If you meditate on the Trump cards, you start to see the bigger picture. You start to understand power, leadership, and most importantly, winning. And let’s face it—America needs more winners!

So, I encourage patriots everywhere to pick up this game, learn its history, and think like a Trump—whether you’re holding the cards or running the country.

America will win again, and it all starts with knowing when to play your Trump card!

Donald J. Trump
45th & 47th President of the United States