About Page for Trump47.ca
Written by Patrick Bateman
Welcome to Trump47.ca
A vision of order. A celebration of dominance. A return to power.
I’m Patrick Bateman—investment banker, taste curator, and American psycho—but above all, a man of discerning values. In a world plagued by weakness, noise, and avocado toast, I believe in one thing: strength. And there is no figure in modern politics more emblematic of unapologetic strength than Donald J. Trump, the 45th—and, soon, the 47th—President of the United States.
Trump47.ca is more than a blog. It’s an online altar. A glowing shrine to tailored suits, strategic tariffs, alpha posturing, and golden elevators. This site exists to document the return of order over chaos, dominance over dithering, and excess over moderation. I cover the rise of Trump 2.0—leaner, meaner, and more unhinged than ever—with the analytical precision of a stock trader and the cold detachment of a wolf on Wall Street.
What You’ll Find Here
- Policy Breakdowns (I read the memos so you don’t have to—unless they’re printed on bone-white paper, in which case you should frame them.)
- Luxury Commentary (Only the finest Trump properties, steaks, colognes, and debt-financed fantasies.)
- Air Conditioning Appreciation Posts (Because Greta can’t touch us in 68°F serenity.)
- Tax Strategy Brainstorms (Including but not limited to: taxing breath, bicycles, and books by Bernie Sanders.)
Why Trump47?
Because 45 wasn’t the end—it was the prelude. Trump is the answer to the diluted, plant-based, spiritually bankrupt West. He is the cholesterol-heavy, neon-gold cure to blandness. Trump doesn’t apologize, and neither do I.
This is Trump47.ca.
We don’t recycle.
We don’t whisper.
We don’t kneel.
We win.
—Patrick Bateman
Founder, Editor-in-Chief
Human, but better.
Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.